Disclaimers: Yep, Tataka and the Conqueror umm oops, thats a different story. Hmm oh yeah, I remember now. Xena and Gabrielle are still owned by MCA/Universal/Renaissance, but theyre here, theyre queer, get used to it! Uhoh I think Ive been repossessed hmmm or is that possessed?
You decide.Enough Already! By Silk
"You know what! Just knock it off!"
"Gabrielle! I cant help it! You drag me in here, making us spend too many dinars in the first place, and theres nothing here, but stupid statues and other artsyfartsy stuff. Its booooring."
"You are such a barbarian."
"Thats not what you said last night."
"Yeah, well Oh look! A statue of Hercules!"
"What was that?"
"I said, Oh boy!"
"You would think youd be more appreciative. After all, you and he were an item once."
"How many times are you going to insist on reminding me of that?"
"Ill let you know. Ooh, hes hes "
"The word is naked, I believe."
"But wow "
"What a bardly thing to say. What are you looking at anyway?"
"Its so so so big!"
"Yeah, its gigantic!"
"Its exaggerated. I dont remember it being that large. The sculpturer took a few liberties."
"Hmm let me see "
"Gabrielle! Quit leaning over the red rope so far, people are looking!"
"I want a better view."
"Shhh wow, it is really big."
"Dont touch it!!"
"Oh come on, lighten up. Im just curious."
"Enough already! The guards are looking. Heh heh, nothing to see over here, folks. My friend, shes just a big errmm slow in the head. Shes got a really bad balancing problem and even worse eyesight. Its ok, really, Ill take care of it. Im going to take her right back to the hospice. Nothing to worry about."
"Cool! Look at this detail. This has to be real."
"Psst Gabrielle, stop it. People are really starting to get suspicious NO! Dont touch it!"
"Its not my fault!"
"Okay, okay! I didnt know it could come off like that."
"Well, maybe no one will notice."
"Gabrielle, you just broke off his ego and you dont think anyone will notice?"
"Good point. Heh heh lets make a break for it."
Enough Already! is number three in the series that I call, "Say What?". Harder Please and Satisfied? were the first two in this lil series of mine.
Hope you enjoyed yourself.
Oh and you Hercules fans that dont like it and plan on flaming me? Bite me.
Warlord in Training, whos going through a breakdown right now.
Have Katiepult. Will give free rides to Joxerland to anyone that asks. Dont mind the alligators.
"Bard? Where? Do I look like Id look good in a sari?"
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