HOT HOLLYWOOD GOSSIP & TV REVIEW!!! Exactly 64,204 subscribers and growing! Volume IV, Number 8, 2/22/98 http://www.joking.com XENA Gabrielle gets struck by a poisoned arrow in the behind! Xena removes the arrow and then kisses the entry point. "How will that help me?" the pained Gabrielle cries. "Oh, it's not for your benefit," said Xena. Later, Xena and Gabrielle have to stop the ENTIRE IRANIAN ARMY from invading Greece! "What are we going to do, Xena?" says Gabrielle, watching the hoardes of troops galloping towards them. "There's only one thing we can do, Gabrielle," says Xena, drawing her sword and putting it down. "When I give the word...." The Iranians gallop closer, and closer. Finally, when they are almost on top of Xena and Gabrielle, Xena yells, "Now!" Xena and Gabrielle simultaneously DROP THEIR TOPS! The Iranian army thuds to a standstill as the soldiers drop to the ground and fall unconscious. "Xena, how did you know?" Gabrielle says, later that evening. "These are Iranians, Gabrielle," says Xena. "Their women are all covered up. Even a naked ankle would be a turn-on. Anything more would certainly induce unconsciousness...." Later, Gabrielle is on the verge of death as Xena urges her to drink the antidote. "Can't... too weak to drink...." Xena, frowning: "I must get this down your throat somehow!" Suddenly, hitting on an idea, she uncorks the antidote, and dabs some on her own tongue. "What're you doing Xena?" "Relax, Gabrielle. I've just figured out a way to get the antidote in your mouth. Now open wide...." ****************