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             Volume IV, Number 10, 3/8/98
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XENA
I forgot to set my VCR and missed the episode. :-(
To make it up to you, I have prepared some XENA 
BRAINTEASERS!


1) Ares creates a duplicate of Xena who is opposite 
of Xena in every way except in appearance. The 
duplicate Xena is heterosexual and always lies, while 
the real Xena is gay and always tells the truth.  
Gabrielle can ask one Xena one question to determine 
who is who. What question could she ask one of the 
Xena's to find out which one is gay and which one is 
straight?

2) Xena's sleeping bag can be expanded to fit (in 
addition to Xena) six peasant girls or four peasant 
girls and one amazon warrior. If Xena had two amazon 
warriors in her sleeping bag, how many peasant girls 
could she fit in?

3) If it takes three amazon warriors three hours to 
scrub down three other amazon warriors in a hot tub, 
how many hours will it take five amazon warriors to 
scrub down five other amazon warriors in a hot tub?

4) Xena and Gabrielle decide to get formally married. 
They know that if they invite Epirotica they can't 
invite any centaurs. They also know that Xena's 
mother won't come if Xena's old girlfriend from China 
is invited. In fact, Xena's mother will only come if 
she can sit next to Callisto, who refuses to come to 
the wedding unless Centaurs are present. If Xena's 
mother is to come to the wedding, who has to stay at 
home?

5) After their marriage Gabrielle decides to get 
artificially inseminated by a sperm donor. She gives 
a giant cyclopse four tries, but the cyclopse only 
has a 20% chance of success with each try. She then 
gives a centaur three tries, but he only has a 40% 
chance with each try. Then Gabrielle goes to a 
ruttier centaur who tries it seven times with only a 
10% chance each time. Finally she turns to a lizard 
man and tries it twice with him, each time giving him 
a 50% chance. Who is Gabrielle least likely to get 
pregnant by?

Answer:
1) Ask either Xena, "If I were to ask the other Xena 
whether she was straight or gay, what would the other 
Xena say?"

2) two

3) Three hours

4) Epirotica

5) The lizard man. By the time he gets to Gabrielle, 
it's likely she'll already be pregnant.

Score:
5 right:  You're a vibrant female warrior
2-4 right: You need more training in the hot tub.
1 or less right: You deserved to be spanked by Xena 
(unless you don't consider that a punishment....)
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