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             Volume IV, Number 13, 3/29/98
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Xena

	Xena joins forces with an ex-girlfriend who has 
LARGE METAL BREASTS to fight off Caesar, who they see 
as a threat when he forces all women under his rule 
take husbands and boyfriends! But first Xena has some 
apologizing to do.
	Xena, to LARGE METAL ex-girlfriend, "I'm sorry 
I betrayed you in the past. I feel sorry I cheated on 
you and ran off with your boyfriend."
	"How can I be sure that this isn't all an 
elaborate plot to steal my current boyfriend?" LARGE 
METAL asks.
	"You can ask Gabrielle," says Xena. "She can 
reassure you that I don't steal men anymore."
	"Or even borrow them," Gabrielle adds.

Later, a cult captures Gabrielle and prepares to kill 
her!
	"Me? Why would you want to kill me?" Gabrielle 
asks.
	"We must kill a beautiful virgin," rasps one of 
the cultists, drooling over Gabrielle's supple form.
	"A virgin? Me? Ha!" said Gabrielle.
	"You claim you aren't a virgin?"
	Gabrielle suddenly looked shrewd. "Xena knew 
what you were up to and thought you might try to 
kidnap me."
	"So?"
	"That's why last night she, er, made doubly 
sure I wasn't a virgin."....

Next week: Gabrielle gets pregnant!
	Gabrielle, to Xena: "Don't ask me. I don't have 
any idea how it got in there either!"

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