HOT HOLLYWOOD GOSSIP & TV REVIEW!!!
 Volume IV, Number 5, 2/1/98
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XENA

Gabrielle's scroll gets enchanted and causes anything 
written on it to become true!
	Gabrielle: "Hm... what shall I write next?" She 
starts to write...
	Xena: "Gabrielle! A new leader has taken over 
the Amazons! They've given up their old peaceful ways 
and have become violent, aggressive, and totally 
nude!  We must stop them!"
Gabrielle, frowning: "No, Xena would never fight such 
a trend." She crosses it out, and writes again...
	Xena: "Gabrielle! An evil warlord has taken 
five women who are my identical twins captive, and 
will only release them if we put on a show of 
affection towards them in front of the warlord..."
	Gabrielle, frowning: "No, Xena doesn't like to 
perform those kinds of stunts in public... how about 
something simpler..."
	Xena, in hot tub with Gabrielle: "Have you seen 
the soap? Let's grope around for it...."	
	Gabrielle, frowning: "Too boring. We've already 
done that several times this week. Maybe I'll just 
stick to what I know is good...."

[Several days later...]
	Xena, lying in the sack with Gabrielle: 
"Gabrielle, we've been in bed for four days in a row. 
Can we give it a break?"
	"Why?"
	"I think my back is going to give out before 
you get writer's block...."

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