DISCLAIMER: Xena and Gab not mine Renaissance lucky bastards
Just a little piece of nonsense that came to me as I watched the storms blowing away the south coast of England.
By Karen Dunn
Come on, you can do it.
Yes you can.
aaa nnnn its not happening
Its the most natural thing in the world.
Aaaa I cant sob
Itll never happen if you tense up.
Try rubbing it it helps - honest.
I am aaa .ohh
Would you like me to rub it?
<glare> aaaa .nnnn
Im just trying to help.
Nnn oh gods. Here we go .aaaa.
Youre nearly there!!
Aaa aaah <oh gods> aaaa ..AAACHOOOOO!!!!!!
<sniff> Oh that is so much better.
Im pleased for you. But next time, could you use a handkerchief that was disgusting.
The End <sorry>
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