Disclaimer: Xena and Gabrielle are...oh forget it. The show is over! This is the fourth installment in the "Say What?" series. Enjoy and don't forget to read the others! Alt? Gen? Catapult fodder?
Don't Stop
"No."
"Come on..."
"I said no."
"But Gabrielle..."
"It's just weird."
"Umm...it's not weird. Call it unique."
"Don't try to play the word game with me, Xena."
"Please??"
"Good grief."
"Pleeeaaaaaasssssssseeeeee?"
"*mutter*"
"Gabrielllle..."
"I can't!"
"Not even for me?"
"But...it...eerrgggghhh!"
"I love you."
"You'd better if I'm going to do this."
"Heh."
"Fine...fine...where do you want this done again?"
"Right there..."
"Okay..."
"MMmmmmmmm."
"This is weird..."
"Just don't stop yet, please...Ohhhh yeahhhh..."
"*mutter*"
"MMMmmmmmmm... I love it when you do that squiggley thing with your forefinger..."
"Is that a hint?"
"Ahhhhh...pleeaaaseeeeooooohhhhh..."
"Heh...I do enjoy how you react when I do this though."
"Ohohohhhhhhhhhh..."
"How about here?"
"Yesssssssssssssssssssssssss!!!! Ohhhhh...yess...it's been so long."
"I know..."
"I miss this so much."
"Well, I can't say this is the highlight of my spending my time with you, but you do seem to enjoy it."
"Mmmmm..."
"Hedonist."
"Only with you."
"*sigh* Kind of puts a new twist on 'I'll scratch your back, if you scratch mine.' Now if only we could find a way to scratch your back without wearing out the urn."
The End
Silk
April 30, 2002
Silkscatapult@yahoo.com
Warlord in Training. I want my certificate! I want to graduate! I want to pillage without
supervision!
Have Katiepult will catapult myself against the walls of Athens if I take this long again.
Bard? Where? Don't you actually have to write fan fiction to be a bard?
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