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      BURBANK, CA, USA 
 Fri., Sat. & Sun.  
January 13-15, 2006 
Burbank Airport  
Hilton and Towers 
2500 Hollywood Way 
      Guests 
      	Lucy Lawless 		Renee O'Connor  		Michael Hurst 		Hudson Leick 		Tsianina Joelson  		Victoria Pratt  		Adrienne Wilkinson Jennifer Ward-Lealand  		T.J. Scott 		David Franklin  		Tim Thomerson  		Steven L. Sears 		Katherine Fugate 
       
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         		 2006 OFFICIAL XENA CONVENTION		      						Convention Report by Taipo 				Friday Con Report 				taipogau@yahoo.com  				Hello, Everyone!  Well, the first full day of 				the convention is over.  I had hoped to post after 				pre-registration last night, but I was too tired.  I'm tired 				now, but I know I'll forget something, so here goes.  Please 				forgive the fact that so much of this is very general, but I 				wanted to get something to you right away, and if I go into 				detail, this post will become a novel!  If you have a question 				about specifics, please keep it in reserve, and post it to the 				list next week, when everyone's gotten home from the con, and 				will help me remember!  I will try to be more specific about 				Lucy's and Renee's performances.   				 				I will say that I've met up with BanCu, KTL, Joolz, rithebard, 				Leila-who says to say hi to all of you!- ampsearcher, and many 				lurkers, like Jackie, Gina, Cindy L., Miami, and plenty of other 				folks.  				Angela was there, working hard as a volunteer, 				too.  If I've forgotten anyone, please forgive me!   				 				Pre-Registration on Thursday night, for those who can do it, 				was, as always, a good idea.  Once the doors opened (no matter 				how hard they try, Creation never manages to get the doors 				opened on time- sorry, but it's true!) the line, which ran down 				along the building and then began doubling back on itself, 				really moved quite quickly.  The  				Creation staff and many volunteers were very efficient about 				getting our tickets stamped and our wristbands on.  Then, it was 				on to the merchandise!  The photo table, where folks can buy a 				large variety of 8x10 (and some larger) photographs of all the 				stars appearing at the convention, was all set up and open for 				business, as were the  				poster table, the t-shirt table, and the table of 				pre-autographed photos.  Lucy and Renee's tables were not yet 				completely set up; in fact, Renee apparently came later to set 				up her own table, while Sharon and Aleida were working Lucy's 				table.  We got a peek at the Flawless shirts!  Very nice.  I 				also got to chat with Sharon, who was, poor woman, finally 				getting some dinner, which was constantly interrupted with 				necessary questions.  She handled them all, and still demolished 				a fair amount of chicken, too! 				 				Friday morning saw us waiting outside the hall again.  I'd been 				told the night before that they were planning to open the doors 				at 11, but, well, you guessed it.  That didn't happen.  The show 				runs from 12-7, with the main events beginning at 1:00, so the 				doors really opened around noon.  The fortunate folks who'd 				pre-registered had pretty much done their shopping the night 				before, but there were new tables to see, including Renee's, on 				which she was selling prints of her artwork, a great photo of 				her dressed in white, looking really good, and some mugs and 				other things I didn't see because there were a lot of people 				around that table.  There were three tables of jewelry, too, 				most of which was sort of New-Age and Celtic themed.   				 				The show began with a music video I missed (sorry, I was 				chatting.)  It was a Music Video Salute to the 2nd Decade of 				Xena.  It was followed, in turn, by another Video, about the 				Xenaverse, done by a fan, and it was really well done!  After 				that, Sharon came on and welcomed us to the convention, and then 				the performances began.   				After a music video salute to Adrienne Wilkinson, the woman 				herself came out and told us about her recent appearances on 				"ER" and "Charmed," and answered a lot of questions about her 				experiences working on Xena.   				 				We also heard from David Franklin (Brutus), Tsianina Joelson 				(Varia), and Tim Thomerson (Meleager), who pretty much did the 				same thing- told us what they were working on, answered 				questions about their time on the show, and usually kept us 				laughing at something. Monday is Tsianina's birthday (31), so we 				did sing Happy Birthday before she left the stage. Tim was at 				the convention for the first time, and it took him about 30 				seconds to find his footing, and then he just went off in 				thundering comic style, saying whatever came into his head, and 				generally keeping us in stitches, and probably giving some of 				the Creation staff hives with his EXTREMELY colorful  				comments.  No, there were no kids in the audience except one 				baby who didn't understand, and the rest of us just pretty much 				howled with laughter.   				 				In between actors, we had music videos, including those fan 				videos that won the contest;  a trivia contest, and an auction 				of Xena and Sci-fi collectibles.  One winning music video that 				stood out for me was Jen Stamey's "I Enjoy Being a Girl."  Very 				well done, Jen!!  Angela also won for her video "Subtext is Main 				Text."  Congrats, Angie!   				 				The final item before the autograph signing began was the first 				part of a 3-part short film by Wendy Woody and Deb Abbott, 				called "The Spirit of Xena," in which a rather wishy-washy Xena 				fan has the whole world being mean to her (except her best 				friend) on her  				birthday, which happened to be Halloween.  Dressed in her Xena 				costume, tears streaming down her face, she wishes she could be 				more like Xena.  The lights flicker, and a ghostly voice calls 				her name. In the water filling the sink, Xena's face appears for 				a brief instant.  After shrieking, she calms down, decides it 				was due to lack of sleep, and--- we have to stay tuned for the 				next installment.  Naughty, naughty, ladies. 				 				The autograph lines were very long, and there were only 2 hours 				to go before the cabaret.  Needless to say, the hotel restaurant 				was jumping, full of hungry Xenites, some of whom had very 				little time to shovel in their dinners before returning for the 				9 pm show.  The restaurant is expensive, so be forewarned if you 				come next year, but  				the food is really, really good.  And the wait staff is very 				obliging and professional.  Just so you'll know for next time! 				 				The high point of the whole day, for me, was the Cabaret.  It 				was so wonderful.  It began with Tim Thomerson, who came out and 				did a stand-up routine.  I can't describe it well, because so 				much of his work physical, and you have to see his movements to 				really get the whole thing.  He did a wonderful impression of 				Charles Bronson (but kept cracking up because it was so 				physically hard keeping his face contorted to match Bronson's 				classic look) and did what he called "Stagecoach, the movie."  				It was the whole story of the stagecoach and its riders racing 				through the west, and the Indians attacking, and a few crazy 				characters getting involved.  He did all the sound effects with 				great gusto and realism, and finished with a slow-motion 				sequence in which the hero is shot full of arrows while still 				fighting back and driving the stage.  He told us he'd never been 				to a Xena con before, and had really appreciated the audience 				support.  He said he hoped to see us next year.   				 				He was followed by Adrienne Wilkinson, who sang "One Fine Day" 				and "My Funny Valentine," followed by an a capella number that I 				must confess I didn't recognize.  She has a very nice voice, and 				sang her heart out for us.  She has certainly learned how to 				pose for the Xena crowd- she vamped it up and played the part of 				a diva with flair, and tongue-in-cheek the whole time.  She kept 				us laughing between songs, and gave us a great performance.   				 				Katherine Fugate came next, giving us a skit called "A Day in 				the Life of a Xena Writer."  With the help of audience members, 				who played the parts of people calling her on the phone, or one 				who delivered something to her door, she gave us a very comic 				take on  				the writing of "When Fates Collide."  It was really well 				written, with a nice edge of sarcasm running through it that 				punched home the jokes aimed at "the studio," at straight men 				who think lesbians are really, really hot, and at the 				conflicting requests, instructions, and commands that writers 				get from everyone around them when they  				work in the television industry.   				 				Our last performers were the ever-classy Jennifer Ward-Lealand 				and her equally classy husband, Michael Hurst.  They are true 				professionals, who know how to entertain, as well as act.  And 				they can really sing!  They were so at ease and gracious with us 				that it  				was a pleasure to see them on stage.  And their harmonious, 				mutually respectful relationship was obvious.  Michael came out 				first and sang a song I can't say I recognized.  It was a sort 				of melodramatic piece that began "I----- I who have nothing……" 				and went on from there.  He had fun with it!  I wish I could 				explain it better.   				 				He then introduced Jennifer, and the two of them sang a duet by 				Sondheim together, about how the little things make for "perfect 				relationships" and make "marriage a joy."  Again, I'm woefully 				ignorant about titles and things, so someone fill in the blanks 				for  				me.  By the way, Michael was very nicely dressed in a jacket, 				slacks, and button-down shirt, and Jennifer wowed us on her 				entrance is a shiny silver evening gown, looking very old 				Hollywood glamorous.  Their duet was very clearly well-rehearsed 				and prepared,  				and we were treated to the kind of performance that made the 				Broadway musical so popular.   				 				They followed with another duet from "Cabaret," as a salute to 				Kevin Smith, with whom Jennifer sang the same piece in a 				performance of that show directed by Michael several years ago. 				 				 				(I hope I can remember everything, but I'm sure I'll forget the 				order in which things occurred; that's just me.  So forgive me 				if I mess up.) 				 				Jennifer sang for us a song she called her "signature" tune, a 				real show-stopper that proclaims the singer's love for the piano 				as opposed to any other instrument.  When she went off stage, 				the audience was on its feet.   				 				Michael sang for us a very dramatic, somber piece from 1870's 				England called "The Ballad of Sam Hall," about a chimney sweep 				hanged for murder.  It was very emotional and moving, and 				Michael made a fine job of it.   				 				Jennifer came out again, and played the guitar and sang Bobby 				Gentry's song, the name of which I can't remember (I'm old and 				sleepy- shoot me) but we all know it, 'cause who can forget 				about Billy Joe McAllister jumping off the Talahatchee Bridge?  				Once  				again, a really great performance.   				 				They wound up with a duet of "You've Got A Friend," and received 				a standing ovation.  The performers came out once more, and were 				applauded enthusiastically all over again.  I'm really looking 				forward to seeing Michael and Jennifer tomorrow! 				 				Okay, that's the best I can do for now.  Take care, all, and 				I'll try to get back to you tomorrow night- no, make that 				tonight, 'cause it's officially Saturday, 12:34 a.m. in 				beautiful downtown Burbank.   				See ya!  			        
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