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The Furies
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"Xena's sanity was not harmed during the production of this motion picture. The Furies, however, will be opening their own lap-dancing variety show off-off-off Broadway soon." |
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Been
There, Done That |
"The rooster was not harmed during the production of this motion picture, although his feathers were severely ruffled. However, a little gel and mousse straightened out the mess." |
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The Dirty
Half Dozen |
"No Convicts were reformed during the production of this motion picture. Can't we all just get along?" |
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The
Deliverer |
"Gabrielle was slightly well-done during the production of this motion picture. However, the producers would like to recommend a zesty barbecue sauce to bring out the full flavor of the episode." |
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Gabrielle's Hope |
"Despite witnessing the bizarre and somewhat disturbing birth of Gabrielle's Hope, no farm animals were harmed or traumatized during the production of this motion picture." |
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The Debt - Part 1 |
"No Frock Tarts were killed during the production of this motion picture although they wish they had been." |
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The Debt -
Part 2 |
"Xena and Gabrielle's relationship suffered another blow (although Gabrielle doesn't know it yet) during the production of this motion picture." |
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King of Assassins |
"Due to the infliction of a severe wedgie, Joxer was slightly uncomfortable but not seriously harmed during the production of this motion picture." |
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Warrior...Priestess...
Tramp |
"Despite another Xena look-alike, the gene pool (or rather gene puddle) was not harmed during the production of this motion picture." |
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The Quill
is Mightier |
"No naked Gabrielles were harmed during the production of this motion picture." |
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| 11 |
Maternal
Instincts |
"Xena and Gabrielle's relationship was harmed during the production of this motion picture." |
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The Bitter
Suite |
"The musical genre was not harmed during the production of this motion picture. In fact, the Producers sincerely hope you were A-MUSE-D by this episode." |
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One
Against an Army |
"Gabrielle's ankle was harmed during the production of this motion picture." |
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Forgiven
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"No street-talking, cat-fighting, barroom-brawling juvenile delinquents were harmed during the production of this motion picture." |
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King Con
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"No Con Men were conned during the production of this motion picture." |
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When in Rome |
"Caesar's Palace was not harmed during the production of this motion picture. However, Crassus and the gladiators went down for the count." |
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Forget Me
Not |
"Xena and Joxer were not forgotten during the production of this motion picture." |
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Fins, Femmes &
Gems |
"Joxer's dignity was slightly harmed during the production of this motion picture. However, Gabrielle's pink nightie was restored to its original condition." |
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Tsunami |
"No Cast or Crew were singing "Tanks For The Memories" during the production of this motion picture. However, the phrase "Strike the Set" was given new meaning." |
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Vanishing
Act |
"Upon completion of the filming of this episode, Autolycus' Scuba Gear was placed on display at the Athens Diving Institute for the education and enjoyment of future generations to come." |
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Sacrifice
- Part 1 |
"No Pulsing Cocoons were hatched during the production of this motion picture. What you witnessed was purely a re-enactment." |
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Sacrifice
- Part 2 |
"Gabrielle finally went off the deep end during the production of this motion picture." |
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